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• Hackers do it discreetly.
• A piano is a piano is a piano. -- Gertrude Steinway.
• We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift...
• flarp /flarp/ n. [Rutgers University] Yet another metasyntactic variable (see foo).
  Among those who u it, it is associated with a legend that any program not containing the word `flarp' somewhere will not work....
• flarp: /flarp/ [Rutgers University] n. Yet another {metasyntactic variable} (see {foo}).
  Among those who use it, it is associated with a legend that any program not containing the word `flarp' somewhere will not work....
• I'm ANN LANDERS!! I can SHOPLIFT!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I'm ANN LANDERS!! I can SHOPLIFT!!" -- Zippy the Pinhead
• A harp is a nude piano.
• If there is any way to do it wrong, you will.