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  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• The truth is the one thing that nobody will believe. -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
• I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• There is only one sort of genuine Socialism, the democratic sort, by which I mean the organization of society for the benefit of the whole people.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
• What the world calls originality is only an unaccustomed method of tickling it.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• An Englishman thinks he is moral only when he is uncomfortable.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "Man and Superma...
• I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), Candida, Act III...
• Martyrdom is the only way a person can become famous without ability.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
• Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous. -- George Bernard Shaw