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• I have a strange team. -- Charlie Brow
• All but Homer: Come on, Homer! Come on, Homer! Pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer!
  [Homer gets a strike; they cheer] Home...
• The Away Team went on a mission and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!
• The C Team--I love it when a program comes together.
• And I swear, every word is true!
• Look Out! It's Microsoft Outlook An old maxim in the Unix community states, "All programs expand until they can read mail.
  .. except Microsoft Outlook." Well, that's no longer true....
• Bart: Hey, boy, you want to play fetch? [SLH looks up, tired, then puts his head back down] Aw.
  Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team, but he never wants to play any more since his bitch moved in....
• Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.
• Free?" I just love the word "free!