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• Love your neighbour, but don't get caught. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• The game of love is never called off on account of darkness. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• There is no remedy for sex but more sex. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• Immortal gods! how much does one man excel another!
  What a difference there is between a wise person and a fool!...
• Sex has no calories. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• The difference between the Laws of Nature and Murphy's Law is that with the Laws of Nature you can count on things screwing up the same way every time.
  -- The Reliability Principle...
• The only difference between the fool and the criminal who attacks a system is that the fool attacks more unpredictably and on a broader front.
  -- Gummiges Laws of Computing...
• A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
  -- Murphy's laws on sex...