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  -- shade...
• Lani's Principles of Economics 1) Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
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• There is a certain inevitability to a couple of things.
  Death and taxes come to mind. However, death doesn't get worse every time the legislators come together....
• Be sure to pay your taxes.
• Just say "NO!" to death and taxes.
• Different things happen everywhere all the time.
• Ned: Well, all right, I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to or-diddely-order.
  Let's see if we can't put an end to this strike fuss, huh?...
• Penny: a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
• Death and taxes may be certain, but we don't have to die every year.