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• There is a certain inevitability to a couple of things.
  Death and taxes come to mind. However, death doesn't get worse every time the legislators come together....
• In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes. -- Benjamin Frankli
• In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes. FRANKLIN
• In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes and an occasional salutary recession.
  -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac...
• Just say "NO!" to death and taxes.
• Our Constitution is in actual operation; everything appears to promise that it will la
  but in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes....
• At all ages you are certain you still have another year.
• If after every tempest come such calms, May the winds blow till they have waken'd death!
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Othello -- Act ii, Sc. 1...