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• Soul, thou hast much goods laid up for many years; take thine ease, eat, drink, and be merry.
  -- New Testament -- Luke xii, 19...
• He [Kippis] might be a very clever man by nature for aught I know, but he laid so many books upon his head that his brains could not move.
  -- Robert Hall (1764-1831) -- Gregory's Life of Hall...
• Since brass, nor stone, nor earth, nor boundless sea, But sad mortality o'ersways their power, How with this rage shall beauty hold a plea, Whose action is no stronger than a flower?
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Sonnets & other Poetry -- Sonnet lxv...
• The best laid plans of mice and men are held up in the legal department.
• Wanna Get Laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
• From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter.
  Some day I intend reading it. --Groucho Marx...
• The belly has no ears, nor is it to be filled with fair words.
  -- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553) -- Works, Book iv, Chap. lxii...
• Moderation is the silken string running through the pearl chain of all virtues.
  -- Bishop Hall (1574-1656) -- Christian Moderation, Introductio...
• Terrell: "I've never even met Admiral Kirk." Khan: "Admiral?
  Admiral! Admiral... Never told you how *Admiral* Kirk sent seventy of us into exile here on this barren sandheap with only the contents of these cargo bays to sustain us....