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  graphics was his sport. A manly man, to be a wizard able...
• His [Burke's] imperial fancy has laid all Nature under tribute, and has collected riches from every scene of the creation and every walk of art.
  -- Robert Hall (1764-1831) -- Apology for the Freedom of the Pre...
• White House carpenters have reworked the master bedroom, remodeling it so that Ronnie can sleep with his head in the hall.
  That way, by the time he wakes up, somebody will have already shined his hair....
• White House carpenters have reworked the master bedroom, remodeling it so that Ronnie can sleep with his head in the hall.
  That way, by the time he wakes up, somebody will have already shined his hair....
• Every man is apt to form his notions of things difficult to be apprehended, or less familiar, from their analogy to things which are more familiar.
  Thus, if a man bred to the seafaring life, and accustomed to think and talk only of matters relating to navigation, enters into discourse upon any other subjec...
• The individual who prosecutes a man, his brother, because he is not of the same opinion, is a monster.
  -- Voltaire,_Philosophical Dictionary_, 1764...
• A novice of the temple once approached the Chief Priest with a question.
  "Master, does Emacs have the Buddha nature?" the novice asked....
• Call things by their right names.... Glass of brandy and water!
  That is the current but not the appropriate name: ask for a glass of liquid fire and distilled damnation....