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• University lecturers are people who have a profound influence on our society.
  They are people with a message; a message that the world should listen to....
• University lecturers are people who have a profound influence on our society.
  They are people with a message; a message that the world should listen to....
• VANDAL Vandals are people who have their brain surgically removed and then go around destroying, damaging and generally depreciating anything they feel like, just because they want to.
  Psychiatrists have described this behaviour as regression, and a primal act of defiance against society....
• BED A horizontally positioned, generally soft, piece of furniture where people go to sleep.
  Apart from this, a bed can be used for... reading in....
• GARDEN The garden is where all the nasty bugs and insects that you see on those wildlife documentaries are.
  A succession of features on spiders, ants, bees and wasps, all filmed using really expensive lenses, have left me scared shitless of the slightest bit of greenery....
• VAULT Like a basement, but more sinister. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• VELOCITY Like speed, but more scientific-sounding. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• AND NOW A WORD FROM THE PENTAGON To all those sissy wimps who don't want a war - remember what we're talking about here!
  What about all the oil we won't be able to pollute the atmosphere with if we don't liberate Kuwait?...
• University lecturers are people who have a profound influence on our society.
  They are people with a message; a message that the world should listen to....