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• A young married couple had their first child. Their original pride and joy slowly turned to concern however, for after a couple of years the child had never uttered any form of speech.
  They hired the best speech therapists, doctors, psychiatrists, all to no avail....
• Peeping through my keyhold I see within the range of only about 30 percent of the light that comes from the su
  he rest is infrared and some little untraviolet, perfectly apparent to many animals, but invisible to me....
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• But as he knew no bad language, he had called him all the names of common objects that he could think of, and had screamed
  You lamp! You towel! You plate!" and so on. -- Sigmund Freud...
• You are old," said the youth, "and your programs don't run, And there isn't one language you like
  Yet of useful suggestions for help you have none -- Have you thought about taking a hike?...
• You are old, said the youth, and your programs don't run, And there isn't one language you like
  Yet of useful suggestions for help you have none -- Have you thought about taking a hike?...
• Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
  He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
• We gave him all the regular ones - the time-honoured lies that have done duty up the river with every boating-man for years past - and added seven entirely original ones that we had invented for ourselve
  including a really quite likely story, founded, to a certain extent, on an all but true episode, which had actually happened in a modified degree some years ago to friends of ours - a story that a mere child could have believed without injuring itself much....