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• After the 16th screw has been removed, the wrong cover will have been removed.
  -- Klipstein's Eighth Law of Productio...
• HADES, n. The lower world; the residence of departed spiri
  he place where the dead live. Among the ancients the idea of Hades was not synonymous with our Hell, many of the most respectable men of antiquity residing there in a very comfortable kind of way....
• Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
• I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
  So I said, Got any shoes you're not using? -- Steven Wrigh...
• Bambi could never have been a mother if her hart hadn't been in the right place.
  -- Alan F. G. Lewi...
• Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
  Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
• I never lie when I've got sand in my shoes, Commodore.
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• I got hit by a Volkswagen--and had to go to the hospital to have it removed. -- Pat McCormick