There Are Two Ways To Handle Women, And I Know Neither.

There Are Two Ways To Handle Women, And I Know Neither.

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There are two ways to handle women, and I know neither.

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A consultant is a man who knows fifty marvelous ways to make love, but does not know a women to whom these charms may be applied.
No, but I know a little about women. -- James Bond
There are two ways to improve on human factors in computing
Make the programmers less stupid and/or make the users less stupid....
Two things I like the best in life -- hot cars and fast women.
The two hardest things to handle in life are failure and success.
The two hardest things to handle in life are failure & success.
... and then I said to myself, 'Why should I split it two ways?'" -- G. Mouse
I hate women because they always know where things are. -- James Thurbe