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• The following appeared as a letter to the editor of a local Solano newspaper.
  "The Solano school district should do away with its music education programs....
• High School Education -- Oxymoro
• Education is what you get when your father sends you to college.
  The education process is not complete until you send your son there....
• The following appeared in a memo from the Dean of the College of Education at Omni State University.
  "Only seven of our state's high schools offer even one course in Latin, but over 80 percent of the graduates who study Latin at those seven schools enroll in college....
• When I was in high school the worst thing you could ever get was VD.
  Talk about the sniffles! I just want to meet an old-fashioned girl with gonorrhea....
• College or post-high school training desirable.
• Bart: Man, that's some story! Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get.
  Like, how come we never heard about this until today?...
• Education is primarily a personal matter; it has little to do with school or college.
• It is a fairly good sign that you are obsessive-compulsive when you don't celebrate Ash Wednesday by receiving ashes because you don't want to get your forehead dirty.