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• Rechargeable batteries die at the most critical time of the most complex problem.
  -- John L. Shelto...
• The tire is only flat on the bottom. -- John L. Shelto
• Thermal paper will run out before the calculation is complete. -- John L. Shelto
• The user will forget mathematics in proportion to the complexity of the calculator.
  -- John L. Shelto...
• When a rechargeable battery starts to die in the middle of a complex calculation, and the user attempts to connect house current, the calculator will clear itself.
  -- John L. Shelto...
• No matter where you stand, no matter how far or fast you flee, when it hits the fan, as much as possible will be propelled in your direction, and almost none will be returned to the source.
  -- John L. Shelto...
• SHP: Solve Halting Problem
• SUP: Solve Unsolvable Problem
• It is impossible to solve a problem with the consciousness that created i