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• Bulls, as cows, are udder failures.
• The glorious failures and the glorious victories...
• May all of your successes be failures in disguise, and all of your failures be catastrophic.
• There are no failures at a class reunion. -- Springer's Observatio
• People fail many times, but they become failures only when they begin to blame someone else.
• I've had some success and some failures with it.
• Multiple safety redundancies lead to multiple^1 failures.
• Every great improvement has come after repeated failures.
  Virtually nothing comes out right the first time. Failures, repeated failures, are fingerposts on the road to achievement....
• Anti-Semites -- another name for "failures." -- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)