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• Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.
• Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
  -- Ogden Nash...
• fry 1. vi. To fail. Said especially of smoke-producing hardware failures.
  More generally, to become non-working. Usage: never said of software, only of hardware and humans....
• Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
  -- Thomas Ediso...
• A childless marriage is difficult, since there is a real strain in finding someone to blame for all the failures.
  There just are not enough folks to go around....
• When all else fails, blame it on Dan.