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• There are faint rustling noises from the darkness behind you.
  As you turn turn toward them, the beam of your lamp falls across a bearded pirate....
• You are in a passage with faint pleasant noises.
• A cloud of darkness falls upon you.
• Assassins do it from behind.
• The salesman and the system analyst took off to spend a weekend in the forest, hunting bear.
  They'd rented a cabin, and, when they got there, took their backpacks off and put them inside....
• Manners are noises you don't make while eating soup.
• Milhouse: [makes racing noises] And the winner of the Milhouse 500 is.
  .. Milhouse! Luanne: [from another room] Milhouse, are you sure you want to drive that inside?...
• If you think you might faint, don't worry; you can always go into psychiatry.