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• You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad.
  Also, he has severe diarrhea. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad.
  Also, he has severe diarrhea....
• crock: [from the American scatologism `crock of shit'] n.
  1. An awkward feature or programming technique that ought to be made cleaner....
• My pen is at the bottom of a page, Which, being finished, here the story end
  'Tis to be wished it had been sooner done, But stories somehow lengthen when begun. -- Byro...
• El Camino Bignum /el' k*-mee'noh big'nuhm/ n. The road mundanely called El Camino Real, running along San Francisco peninsula.
  It originally extended all the way down to Mexico City...
• The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.
  -- Sid Caesa...