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• Now I'd like to introduce a new feature never before seen on T.
  V. -- Dumb Pet Tricks!...
• Willy: {Spill it! Where's your brother?} Skinner: {You'd better answer him, Lisa.
  He's a bad man. [Lisa giggles] What are you laughing about?...
• If (dog_age="old") then (num_tricks=max_tricks)
• 10. Not everybody looks good naked. 9. Joe Garagiola was a hell of an emcee.
  8. Joe Cocker really should stick with decaffeinated coffee....
• Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
  -- David Letterma...
• Sometimes when you look into his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
  -- David Letterma...
• After learning the tricks of the trade, many of us think we know the trade.
• Silly Magician, Tricks are for Hookers.
• Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers!