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• The plot was designed in a light vein that somehow became varicose.
  -- David Lardne...
• I don't know if I like the idea of seatbelt laws. Enforcing intelligence seems, somehow, unamerican.
  -- David Pugh...
• Rabbi Krustofsky: If you were a musician or a jazz singer, this I could forgive.
  The plot of this episode is the Rabbi disowning his son (Krusty the Clown) because he became an entertainer rather than becoming a Rabbi....
• Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light. -- David Ferrie
• Varicose veins: Veins that are quite close to each other.
• Shut up he explained. -- Ring Lardne
• How many journalists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a light bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place....
• Political Correctness is a Borg plot.