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• If called by a panther...don't anther. -- Ogden Nash (1902-1971), "Parents Keep Out!
• Did you hear about the existence of a Black Panther-gay lib group known as the African violets.
• The superior man changes like a panther. The inferior man molts in the face.
  Starting brings misfortune. To remain persevering brings good fortune....
• And kind as kings upon their coronation day.
  -- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- The Hind and the Panther, Part i, Line 271...
• Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!
  Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?...
• A guinea pig is not from Guinea but a rodent from South America.
  A firefly is not a fly, but a beetle. A giant panda bear is really a member of the racoon family....
• FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #1 A guinea pig is not from Guinea but a rodent from South America.
  A firefly is not a fly, but a beetle. A giant panda bear is really a member of the racoon family....
• For truth has such a face and such a mien, As to be lov'd needs only to be seen.
  -- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- The Hind and the Panther, Part i, Line 33...
• Pink Panther "Kato, what is going on in that little yellow brain of yours?
  -- Chief Inspector Clouseau, in reference to a priceless white\ Steinway piano....