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• Wouldn't ban bazookas, only criminals. -- Conservative idea #3
• There may be a hundred combat postures, but there is only one purpose: to win. -- Heiko Kade
• An employee in the American Embassy in Australia, showing the Simpsons their bathroom
  To combat homesickness, we've installed a device that makes them swirl the correct American way....
• Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.
  -- Woody Alle...
• Voting is simply a way of determining which side is the stronger without putting it to the test of fighting.
  MENCKEN...
• It's the criminals, Stupid!
• They say the number of criminals is still rising. Where are we going to put them all?
  Prisons and government are already overflowing....
• Clarke's Second Law The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.