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• Homer: Look, the important thing is that we all learned a lesson.
  These guys learned the richness and variety of the world outside college....
• We passed them! Stop this thing!
• Become a student of change. It is the only thing that will remain constant.
  -- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...
• How you play the game is for college boys. When you're playing for money, winning is the only thing that counts.
  -- Leo Duroche...
• I ALWAYS KNOW THE RIGHT THING TO SAY, after the right time to say it has passed.
• But, officer, I was only trying to gain enough speed so I could coast to the nearest gas station.
• But officer, I was only trying to gain enough speed so I could coast to the nearest gas station.
• Assistant: [on phone] Oh, here he comes. What is it now, Quimby?
  Quimby: Nothing, nothing. Only the, er, city has just passed another tax on puffy directing pants....