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• Amateur electrician: the crispy thing hanging from the ceiling.
• There's one good thing about your life. It's only temporary.
• umber-crunching: n. Computations of a numerical nature, esp.
  those that make extensive use of floating-point numbers....
• umber-crunching n. [common] Computations of a numerical nature, esp.
  hose that make extensive use of floating-point numbers....
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• By the term "the good old days," most people are referring to those times in which static electricity was about the only thing that would stand your hair on end.
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• If I repent of any thing, it is very likely to be my good behavior. -- Henry David Thoreau