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• Those people who go to psychiatrists ought to have their heads examined!
• Psychiatrists do it like crazy.
• Psychiatrists do it on the couch.
• Psychiatrists tell us one out of every five people is completely disturbed.
  And the reason is the other four are nuts. -- Dave Asto...
• Neurotics build castles in the sky, Psychotics live in them, And psychiatrists collect the rent.
• Psychiatrists do it for at least fifty dollars per session.
• Even for a wizard there will often come times when someone close to you, perhaps even your spouse, criticizes your habits by comparing them to those of animals.
  This is distinctly unfair to the animals, who have far better habits than we in many areas....
• VANDAL Vandals are people who have their brain surgically removed and then go around destroying, damaging and generally depreciating anything they feel like, just because they want to.
  Psychiatrists have described this behaviour as regression, and a primal act of defiance against society....