Related:

• Line noise provided by Telecom New Zealand!
• New Zealand beer leaves one with a sheepish taste.
• I do not like this word 'bomb.' It is not a bomb, it is a device which is exploding.
  -- Jacques Le Blanc, French ambassador to New Zealand -- speaking to the (NZ) National Press Club -- about French nuclear tests in the South Pacific...
• Welcome to New Zealand, set your watch back 20 years.
• Who says hedgehogs are of no value to the economy? In New Zealand they make up approximately 1.
  7% of the roading....
• Nobody ever made any money by being paid once for something they had to do twice.
  -- Les McCabe, Amdahl New Zealand...
• Your sausages, Dave, now cover 98% of the Earth's surface. -- Red Dwarf 'Me^2'
• All major weaknesses have been exposed, analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.
  --Bruce Levere...
• 50% of this country's schoolchildren have IQ's below average.
  Under our education policy, we can turn that around!...