101 USES FOR A DEAD MICROPROCESSOR (1) Scarecrow For Centipedes (2) Dead Cat Brush (3) Hair Barrettes (4) Cleats (5) Self-piercing Earrings (6) Fungus Trellis (7) False Eyelashes (8) Prosthetic Dog Claws .

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101 USES FOR A DEAD MICROPROCESSOR
(1) Scarecrow for centipedes
(2) Dead cat brush
(3) Hair barrettes
(4) Cleats
(5) Self-piercing earrings
(6) Fungus trellis
(7) False eyelashes
(8) Prosthetic dog claws
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(99) Window garden harrow (pulled behind Tonka tractors)
(100) Killer velcro
(101) Currency

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