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• Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing.
  Nobody listens - and then everybody disagrees. -- Boris Marshalov...
• Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
  He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
• This man is dangerous; he believes what he says.
• Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
• A strange enigma is man!" "Someone calls him a soul concealed in an animal," I suggested.
  "Winwood Reade is good upon the subject," said Holmes....
• When a man says, "Get thee behind me, Satan," he's probably ashamed to have even the devil see what he's up to.
• The man who says what he thinks is finished, and the man who thinks what he says is an idiot.
• Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe him.
  -- Charles DeGaulle...
• My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers.
  He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was....