The Neutron Bomb Is A Nuclear Device That Kills People Without Destroying Buildings.

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... The neutron bomb is a nuclear device that kills people without destroying
buildings. Many people feel this is inhumane; they much prefer the old-
fashioned humane-type nuclear devices that kill people *and* destroy

Western Europe's reaction to the neutron bomb has been mixed: most buildings
are for it, and most people are against it, on the grounds that it might
kill them. They're always wallowing in sentiment, those Western Europeans.
-- Dave Barry, _Bad Habits_