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• Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people.
• Guns don't kill people. Mailreaders kill people!
• Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.
• The neutron bomb is a nuclear device that kills people without destroying buildings.
  Many people feel this is inhumane; they much prefer the old- fashioned humane-type nuclear devices that kill people *and* destroy buildings....
• Death rays don't kill people, people kill people!!
• Guns don't kill people, postal workers kill people.
• Falls don't kill people. It's the deceleration trauma.
• Guns don't kill people... bullets do.
• Guns don't kill people... death does.