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• I once went for a job at one of the airlines. The interviewer asked me why I wanted to be a stewardess, and I told her--it would be a great chance to meet men.
  I was honest about it! She looked at me and said, "But you can meet men anywhere....
• I *told* the Muse I'm not a masochist, so why is the whip out again?
• A woman was out driving with her husband. She was speeding along at about fifty.
  Suddenly a motorcycle cop appeared alongside and told her to pull over....
• It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled or where the doer of deeds could have done them better.
  The credit belongs to he man who is actually in the arena...
• It appears that after his death, Albert Einstein found himself working as the doorkeeper at the Pearly Gates.
  One slow day, he found that he had time to chat with the new entrants....
• It appears that after his death, Albert Einstein found himself working as the doorkeeper at the Pearly Gates.
  One slow day, he found that he had time to chat with the new entrants....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...