Related:

• Duggan's Law of Scholarly Research: The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the source.
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....
• Law of the Perversity of Nature (Mrs. Murphy's Corollary) You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
• Rule of Open-Source Programming #4: If you don't work on your project, chances are that no one will.
• Johnson's Third Law: If you miss one issue of any magazine, it will be the issue which contained the article, story or installment you were most anxious to read.
  Corollary: All of your friends either missed it, lost it or threw it out....
• Keyes Rules of Misquotation Axiom 1. Any quotation that can be altered will be.
  + Corollary 1A: Vivid words hook misquotes in the mind....
• Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
  -- Oscar Wilde...
• Law of the Marketplace: If only one price can be obtained for any quotation, the price will be unreasonable.