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• The world is a madhouse, so it's only right it's patrolled by armed idiots. -- Brendan Beha
• Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.
  -- Brendan Beha...
• Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.
  -- Brendan Beha...
• The most important things, each person must do for himself.
• Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too.
  -- Reflections on the nature of love -- Greg, age 8...
• Q: What do monsters eat? A: Things. Q: What do monsters drink?
  A: Coke. (Because Things go better with Coke.)...
• Troi: "So, what would you like?" Timothy: "Androids do not eat or drink.
  However, we sometimes like to taste things." -- "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3...
• Channeling is when something invades your body and makes you talk funny and say strange things.
  ..which is what happens to most people when they drink too much....