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• The proof that IBM didn't invent the car is that it has a steering wheel and an accelerator instead of spurs and ropes, to be compatible with a horse.
  -- Jac Goudsmi...
• Ruth: I give up. A single mother can't win in a man's world.
  Marge: Ruth, that's a lot of hooey. It's not over 'till it's over....
• Never rent a car to a racecar driver...!
• Marge: [confiscates Bart's personal stereo] Were you going to listen to rock music in Sunday School?
  Bart: Maybe. Marge: Can you believe this, Homer? ....
• Redundancy: a blonde driving a car with a driver's-side airbag.
• The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.
• Why are programmers criticized for re-inventing the wheel, when car manufacturers are praised for it?
• I had been learning to drive with power steering, I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going in the opposite direction.