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• I simply cannot ride in a car that says, "Women's Transit Authority" on the side.
  -- The Badger discusses the proprieties of driving in "Badge...
• Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A
  To see what was on the other side. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels?...
• My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car. -- Larry Hagma
• Never rent a car to a racecar driver...!
• The most dangerous part of a car is the driver at the steering wheel.
• The Worst Car Hire Service When David Schwartz left university in 1972, he set up Rent-a-wreck as a joke.
  Being a natural prankster, he acquired a fleet of beat-up shabby, wreckages waiting for the scrap heap in California....
• Bimblur: Vision created by blonde in a red sports car on the freeway.
• When you discover you are dead, avoid driving a car.
• They know your name, address, telephone number, credit card numbers, who ELSE is driving the car for insurance, .
  .. your driver's license number. In the state of Massachusetts, this is the same number as that used for Social Security, unless you object to such use....