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• Basic Law of Exams: The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
• Second Law of Applied Terror: The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
• Why study? The more you study the more you know, the more you know the more you can forget, the more you can forget, the more you do forget, the more you forget the less you know.
  So why study? -- Robert Ripley...
• The Party Law: The more food you prepare, the less your guests eat.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wish you could study for an exam by executing the command
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• One of the major functions of skin is to keep people who look at you from throwing up.
  Actual exam answe...
• If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
  Corollary to the Fifth Law of Applied Terro...
• It's unfortunate that the process of learning is measured by one's performance on stressful exams.
  Armed with the same amount of knowledge, at a different time and different place, you could do very well or do very poorly....
• Fifth Law of Applied Terror: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
  Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live....