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• Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.
  -- Actual excerpt from student science exam papers....
• To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
  -- Actual excerpt from student science exam papers....
• If you don't know the answer....make one up!
• Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
  -- Actual excerpt from student science exam papers....
• As far as can be known, one of the major purposes for the entire State of Iowa is to keep Minnesota from sinking and hitting Missouri.
• University lecturers are people who have a profound influence on our society.
  They are people with a message; a message that the world should listen to....
• Harvey: A romantic vacation can provide titillation.
  Sensual, sanitary seclusion awaits you at any of America's fine AAA-approved motor lodges....
• Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
  The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun is toasting my pale skin a healthy brown, and most important, I learned that I don't need money to be happy....