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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• She's not a very good wrestler, but you should see her box.
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Wilde...
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you.
  -- Jules Renard...
• Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker! Lisa
  [holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!...
• BLACKGUARD, n. A man whose qualities, prepared for display like a box of berries in a market -- the fine ones on top -- have been opened on the wrong side.
  An inverted gentleman. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• As the expected time of birth drew near, the mother-to-be asked her obstetrician, "Will my husband be permitted to stay with me during my delivery?
  "Certainly," the doctor answered. "The father should always be present at the moment of birth....
• Nothing lovelier can be found in woman, than to study household good, and good works in her husband to promote.
  -- Milto...