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• Beauty's tears are lovelier than her smile. -- Campbell
• A woman must be a genius to create a good husband.
• Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything?
  If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth....
• Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything?
  If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth....
• Bad Girl: nothing but a good girl found out.
• Nothing is worse than a woman, even a good one. -- Menander (c.
  342-c.291 BCE) "Greek Anthology...
• As the expected time of birth drew near, the mother-to-be asked her obstetrician, "Will my husband be permitted to stay with me during my delivery?
  "Certainly," the doctor answered. "The father should always be present at the moment of birth....
• These are thy glorious works, Parent of good!
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book v, Line 153...
• The average woman talks 50 per cent more than her husband listens.