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• Steinbach's Guideline for Systems Programming: Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
• Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
  -- Steinbach's Guideline for Systems Programming...
• Treat the media as you would any other watchdog. Stay calm, be friendly, let them sniff your hand and never turn your back.
  -- Amy Sprinkles, Public Information Officer, City of Grand Prairie (TX)...
• If you had a penny and you were on top of the Empire State Building, and you took that penny and threw it off the Empire State Building and it hit somebody in the head, it would kill him.
  Talk about getting your money's worth. -- Heywood Bank...
• MONASH UNIVERSITY COMPUTER CENTRE - MODEM DIAL-UP SERVICES Users of the Greater Monash University can now access the computer systems via modems 24 hours except when they are out of order.
  All four campuses are equipped with dial-in lines which under normal circumstances should be either engaged or not operational....
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