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• Representative government has broken down. Our politicians represent not the people who vote for them but the commercial interests who finance their election campaigns.
  We have the best politicians that money can buy. -- Edward Abbey...
• The girl in the omnibus has one of those faces of marvellous beauty which are seen casually in the streets but never among one's friends.
  Where do these women come from? Who marries them? Who knows them?...
• Computers have rights, too. Everyone talks about the rights of animals, but so far nothing has been said about the tragic plight of computers the world over.
  They are subjected to the greatest horror ever conceived...
• Those who won't think will have it done for them.
• Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance.
  -- Bruce Barto...
• If Microsoft Owned McDonald's Source: Unknown 1.
  Every order would come with fries whether you asked for them or not....
• They're serving burgers in the back... If you go for burgers, you'll love the burgers here.
  They have some burgers in this place, when you open your mouth you know, you hold'em like this, and go way in the back where nobody can see you....
• Birthdays are healthy, those who have more of them live longer.
• Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!