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• Library is no place for romance.
• I love my job -- it's the only place where I get enough sleep.
• Under the banner "The Library / The Hip Place To Be" sits a lone reader] Lisa
  Hey, the new sign's really working! Mrs. Norton: Oh, it's been a madhouse, Lisa!...
• Come, Sleep: O Sleep! the certain knot of peace, The baiting place of wit, the balm of woe, The poor man's wealth, the prisoner's release, The indifferent judge between the high and low.
  -- Philip Sidney (1554-1586)...
• Library is a growing organism. -- Fifth Law of library science
• A library is an arsenal of liberty.
• GENEALOGISTS do it in the library.
• Sleeping Aloud is not Allowed in this library!!