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• I love my job; it's the work I can't stand.
• I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
• It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.
  -- Erma Bombeck...
• The correct way to punctuate a sentence that sta
  Of course it is none of my business, but --" is to place a period after the word "but....
• The correct way to punctuate a sentence that sta
  Of course it is none of my business, but --" is to place a period after the word "but....
• The only place I want data loss is on my credit card!
• They say the best exercise takes place in the bedroom.
  I believe it, because that's where I get the most resistance. -- Jeff Shaw...
• Riker: "What if I snore in my sleep?" Ro: "What makes you think you're going to *get* any sleep?
  -- "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2...