The Last Man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on
the door. He was tired. He was homesick. He wanted to quit. He had
nowhere else to go.
There was another knock. This time followed by the reedy alien
whine, "Ten minutes to show time."
Show time at Walazars Sideshow of the Stars! The home of freaks
and sole survivors.
the door. He was tired. He was homesick. He wanted to quit. He had
nowhere else to go.
There was another knock. This time followed by the reedy alien
whine, "Ten minutes to show time."
Show time at Walazars Sideshow of the Stars! The home of freaks
and sole survivors.
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