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• Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?
• What are you wearing around your neck? Ah. It's my new ruff.
  You look like a bird who's swallowed a plate. It's the latest fashion, actually, and as a matter of fact it makes me look _rather sexy_....
• Bart: Good luck tonight, _sis_. I'll try not to hurt you.
  Lisa: Don't worry, I'm wearing my lucky rabbit's head....
• Doesn't that noise in your head bother you?
• You will have a head crash on your private pack.
• If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
• Don't lose your head to gain a minute. You need your head, your brains are in it. -- Burma Shave