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• The Bible is not my book, and Christianity is not my religion.
  I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma....
• The Bible is not my book, and Christianity is not my religion.
  I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma....
• The Bible is not my Book and Christianity is not my religion.
  I could never give assent to the long complicated statements of Christian dogma....
• The good time is approaching, The season is at hand.
  When the merry click of the two-base lick Will be heard throughout the land....
• There is news.
• HOLY Something containing a lot of holes, such as the Bible.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA I'M going to get struck down for that one, aren't I?...
• Thank you for calling the Metropolitan Church of the Holy Bible.
  Today's commandment is Number 6, Thou shalt not.....
• BIBLE A bible is a book which one or more religions consider to be holy, and to be something that they should follow.
  It is of course generally rather impractical to follow books, not just because they don't often go anywhere, but also because they are not very good at public speaking, decision making, problem solving, or any of the other qualities recognised as being an advantage for leadership....
• Christianity: Please help find the cure.