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• You may give a man an office, but you cannot give him discretion. -- Poor Richard
• A man should be careful never to tell tales of himself to his own disadvantage
  people may be amused, and laugh at the time, but they will be remembered, and brought up against him upon some subsequent occasion....
• The maxim that "Honesty is the best policy" is one which, perhaps, no one is ever habitually guided by in practice.
  An honest man is always before it, and a knave is generally behind it....
• I don't think they are going to give a shit about the Republican Committee trying to bug the Democratic Committee's headquarters.
  -- Richard Nixon, 1972...
• Statistics clearly show ... the two happiest groups of people are married women and single men.
  Think about it....
• People are far more interesting and successful when they are less concerned about being normal, and more concerned on being natural.
  -- Michael Nola...
• Birth, school, work, death. About sums it up, I think.
• Are you married? No, I'm divorced. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
  A lot of things I didn't know about. -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
• Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little the thing is really worth.
  Elbert Hubbard...