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• Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought that asphalt was rectum trouble.
• Rectum: Dang near killed him...
• Abe: And just feast your ears on this tantalizing testimonial from my own flesh and blood, the son that puts the fun in Simpson & Son, my son, Barney!
  Barney: [walks out from behind a curtain] I used to be a fat, disgusting slob....
• Bother! said Pooh, as his rectum exploded.
• Beer: God's gift to the working slob.
• I'm not a slob ... I'm organizationally challenged ...
• H: If a 'GOBLIN (HOB) waylays you, Slice him up before he slays you.
  Nothing makes you look a slob Like running from a HOB'LIN (GOB). -- The Roguelet's ABC...