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Are You A Man Or A Mouse? Come On, Squeak Up!
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Are you a man or a mouse? Come on, squeak up!
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Squeak. Squeak, I tell you, SQUEAK! - Re
Man and mouse alike; both end up in pussy.
Man and mouse alike. Both end up in pussy.
Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature immediately comes up with a better mouse.
-- James Carswell...
Carswell's Corollary: Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature invariably comes up with a better mouse.
Cheer up man. The worst is yet to come.
Trackball: a mouse that went belly up.
In the wilds: It's so quiet up here you can hear a mouse get a hard-on.
When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your trouser mouse.
