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• If you see a snake, just kill it--don't appoint a committee on snakes. -- H. Ross Pero
• Are you trying to somehow deal with the snake?
• One Klingon Flea to another...Meet you on the next ridge.
• You may be redneck... if you've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
• If you can kill a snake with it, it ain't art.
• You are a foul ball in the line drive of life. -- Charles Schulz ("Peanuts")
• Snake: Just pick the red card, it's totally not hard.
  [shuffles them a bit] Homer: Twenty on this one, my good man....
• When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.
• A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake.
  Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help....